Hmm. Maybe those weren’t his exact words or tone, come to think of it. But you can believe me when I say he left no doubt that he wanted us wide awake, and pronto. Of course, I jest.

We were walking side by side, hand in hand, after finding a quiet moment at the glowing neon carnival of Burning Man in Nevada’s Black Rock Desert when the most unexpected sentence I have ever ...

BECAUSE ONE OF THE THREATS I DID MENTION WAS MAYBE HEAVY RAINFALL AND FLASH FLOODING. SO THROUGH THE EVENING HOURS, IT LOOKS LIKE ALONG AND NORTH OF I 80 WOULD BE THE BEST CHANCE.

It's safe to say that the girl in this video is unprepared to get behind the wheel of heavy machinery.