If so, get ready, because we've, ahem, unearthed an entire stockpile of funny puns and Halloween one-liners in honor of spooky season and all of 'em are frightfully gourd, if we do say so ourselves.

Perhaps this blurred line ... but no one can ever escape the Grim Reaper, and there are really only two ways of dealing with that – quaking in our boots or cracking jokes. This Halloween I ...